HAGO = Have A Good On
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
HD = Hold
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, On
HHOK = Ha Ha, On
HIOOC = Help! I’m Out Of Coffee
Howz = How is
HTH = Hope This (That) Helps
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HUYA = Head Up You’re a
I:
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IBT = In Between Technology
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
IC = I See/In Character
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F
IDGI = I Don’t Get It
IDK = I Don’t Know
IDKY = I Don’t Know You
IDST = I Didn’t Say That
IDTS = I Don’t Think So
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IFU = I Fed Up
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IIWM = If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILY = I Love You
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INMP = It’s Not My Problem
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOH = I’m Outta Here
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISS = I Said So
ITM = In The Money
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J:
J/C = Just Checking
J/K = Just Kidding!
J/W = Just Wondering
JAFO = Just Another Fing On
K:
K/KK = OK/OK, OK
KFY = Kiss For You
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT = Keep In Touch
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KWIM = Know What I Mean
KX = kiss
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
L:
L8R = Later
LD = Long Distance
LDTTWA = Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laughing Out Loud/Lots Of Luck(Love)
LTIC = Laughing ’Til I Cry
LTNS = Long Time No See
LYL = Love Ya Lots
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
M:
M8T = Mate
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MM = Market Maker
MorF = Male or Female?
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N:
N = And/Know/Now
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD = No Big Deal
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NFI = No Fing Idea
NFW = No Fing Way
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM = Never Mind
NMP = Not My Problem
NMU = Nothing Much You
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NP = No Problem
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG = Energy
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet