【每日一笑】看牙记 See The Dentist

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See The Dentist
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She wentinto the dentist's room and immediately told him,
"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He gets frightened very easily." The dentist said
to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh! Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside because I'm also very scared.  I dare not stay here to look." She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down,there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he screamed, and you say you are a doctor!" The dentist then said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed,it was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he bit me. My hand is nearly broken."

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有一个老妈妈带她的小孩子去看牙医师，她进去牙医室里面，就马上跟牙医说：「请医师轻轻一点做，因为我的小孩很害怕，他胆量非常小。」那个牙医师就跟她讲：「这个你不要担心，我给他打一针麻醉药，就连拿十个出来，他也不知道啊！」她说：「拿一个而已，不要拿十个！」，「啊，那没什么啦！」这个妈妈就说：「如果这样子的话，太好了、太好了，我万事都交给你了，拜托喔！我出去外面等，因为我也是胆量很小，我不敢在这边看。」她就出去外面坐，还没有坐下来，房子里面哇哇叫得很大声，耳朵都快迸出来了。她就赶快冲进门，在那边骂那个医生：「你刚才跟我说你打一支针，他就不会感觉怎么样，这样子你还骗我！你让我的小孩那么痛，他受不了，叫到这个样子，你还说什么你医生你！」然后那个医生就说：「哎呀！不是他叫，是我叫。我刚才想用手摸他的牙齿，看看怎么样，他就咬我一口，我的手快断掉了！」。

[ 本帖最后由 西西 于 2008-12-2 19:23 编辑 ]